Ka the Equalist

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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enenkay:

Col…bert…..

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harezora:

iamtonysexual:

renkris:

Utada Hikaru, award-winning singer/songwriter.

when you walk away

you don’t hear me say

“hey look out there’s a door there”

I guess I could say that the glass was simple and clean.

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andrescarrio:

pregnancy inconvenients

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tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

scienceboyfriends:

feriowind:

hellotailor:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

omg it really did.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

#tony’s glare upgraded the phone

omfg

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uryuu:

“what are you in for?” an inmate asks me. i flick my cigarette and glance over, puffing out the last bit of smoke. ”illegally downloading the animes,” i reply. everyone in jail then takes a turn kicking my ass.

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